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All u fuckin haters can suck a fuckin dick u loser's..judging somethin u know nothin about. stupid bitch ass faggets bein a juggalo is just like bein a thug/punk/rocker or whatever else u can fuckin be. juggalos r all over the world and apart of one big family and if u fuckers dont like it then just dont pay attention to it. it's that simple now go FUCK OFF!
All u fuckin haters can suck a fuckin dick
by The Jakal April 14, 2005
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A person who is down with the clown, who understands the carnival, weather they know it or not. Anyone who dose not believe that a Juggalo is more than just a fan of ICP or people who think we are a cult, I challenge you Listen to two songs, really listen. "Afraid of me" by twiztid off the album the green book, and if you dont get the full picture by then, listen to "Nothing's left" by ICP off the album the amazing jeckel brothers. We are not a fan club, its much deeper than that. Being a Juggalo means that you tell society to go fuck themselves. You cast out society, as they outcast you. You know better than to follow the pied piper as he leads you off a cliff. Why do you think we say fuck the world, its not shock value, its our values. All those who disagree can fuck themselves. If you make no effort to understand someone else's beliefs, you are just a prejudice bigot, which just means that you are afraid.
Juggalo: is...
There's no desert that ain't seen rain
Nobody here that ain't felt pain
There's no biggot that ain't been clowned
There's no treasure that I ain't found
Ain't no cave they never explored
Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored
There's no leader that ain't been led
There's no blood that ain't been shed
There's no dish they never made
Ain't no brick they never laid
Everything left's been done before
Nothings new, nowhere to explore
(from "Nothing's left")
by necromaster December 9, 2008
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okay first things first, I am a juggalo. i listen to psychopathic records. but dont get it fucked up, i also listen to popular mainstream rock music, and hip- hop. the definition of a juggalo isnt someone who ONLY listen to ICP and follows them with blind devotion and a slavelike mentality. we are people, human- beings who feel cast out from mainstream society. we are the product of a nation that focuses too much on money and power. we found the love and support that we needed in the Family. hell, i know juggalo's who couldn't spit an ICP song if there lives depended on it. being a juggalo is not purely about the music. yes, psychopathic records, created the term and laid down the example for us to follow, but each of us has our own way of expressing Clown Love. there are juggalo's in every branch of society, every group, club, and clique. we are everywhere, worldwide. you know why? cuz this shit is real. what other explanation is there? that millions of people around the world ALL ar idiot followers? just mindless masses that cant think for themselves. no. juggalos do think for themselves. we preach unity, not uniformity. its the uniqueness of each juggalo that gives us our strength. we are NOT A GANG. we are a subculture, a society beneath society. a fellowship of brotherly love and support that is represented so clearly in our music, if you choose to hear it. yeah, i belive in the dark carnival. it's god. not "a" god, but "the" god, the one that millions and ,millions of christians praise every sunday morning. he just manifest himself diferently to me and my homies. oh...one last thing...fuck the JH.
peace,
Noxious
juggalo
by Juggalo Noxious April 5, 2009
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A straight ninja! Someone who actually LISTENS to the word of the Dark Carnival as told by a Horror Core group called the Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos are usually some of the chillest people to hang with. Some will say "retarded" but really they're just laymen... honestly, is there something wrong with choosing a simpler life style? Anyway, they spray a delicious pop around know as Faygo and toss hatchets in the air all day long ma-fucka! You may have noticed other definitions of "Juggalo", slandering the good name of ninjas. What you must realize is that most of the slanderers will admit they are lower-middle class youths who have been pampered and sheltered all of their lives. Thus they cannot leave their rooms, and sit on the computer all day talkin' shit on what they don't know.

Beyond all of this bullshit, just remember that people are people, we find all of the good, and the bad in a number of folks belonging to very different factions. Those of you who don't belong to anything, I praise you and wish you success, however, there are some who belong to nothing and so they hate on those who do... you are haters!

I'm a proud Juggalo, but I am ME first and a ninja second. That makes me as human as the rest of you... remember that bitches...
The only example I can give you isn't an example... it's advice. Be real and have fun...like us Juggalos...
by IMPERVIOUSthaEJ April 4, 2011
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A person, not necesarily and ICP fan, who does them, acts how they want to act, and doesnt care what other people think of them. What am I talking about, you can't define juggalo, you either are or you arent. Are you your own person or arent you?
Saying that you kill people, and call other people juggahos, does not! make you a juggalo.
by down with the clown gurl November 6, 2006
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It's defined well in the song, what's a juggalo, but a juggalo is an understanding reasonable respected brother of the dark carnival who relates to his juggalo brothers and sisters. Those who hate us do not know us. Those who judge us can't understand us, and they are secretly pissed about it. People listen to juggalo psychopathic music (icp, twiztid, psychopathic ridas, etc) Juggalos understand their feelings though expressed as evil killing shit, but it means more than that. Juggalos know how to look inside the music and feel it inside themselves. Juggalos are overflowing with respect. Since they don't give a flying fuck what people think of them, they are free for them self no matter the physical appearence or background.
man: shit man, he's dressed up like a freak! why the hell would you do that knowing people will just think you are insane?
juggalette: he doesn't give a shit what people think if he knows they're wrong. Plus..... he's sexy.
man: i'm gonna throw something at him.
juggalette: i wouldn't... he'll either walk away knowing you're not worth his time or whip out his axe and cut you into pieces and feed them to your ho.
man: fuck that shit then, i'm out.
juggalette: hey man where you goin, i'm lost can i come?
juggalo: yeah just goin to my homie's. wanna smoke a blunt?
juggalette: i'd love to. you know how it is.
juggalo: i do.
by Adelaid March 4, 2008
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a juggalo is someone who believes in bettering themselves and others though unconventional means. they are a person that is "meaner then the devil, but someone who you can trust". a juggalo is not neccesaraly a an of psycopathic records, it is a person who dosent care about the stupidity in life, and strives to rid the world of "evil" one step at a time. the main rule for a juggalo is the golden rule with a twist, do onto others as you would have done unto you, unless there actin-a-fool, then u gotta knock dey ass out.

in my personal oppinion, a juggalo goes with the tides, and takes care of his own. and if your a true juggalo then you will NEVER call someone a jugga-hoe just cuz ur mad at them. a juggalo is a part of a family, and we have fights but its still FAMILY.
a juggalo is loyal, trusting, dont piss us off.
by da big red juggalo July 24, 2008
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