weak jive

"jive" coming from jive turkey. "weak jive" as in anything that is extremely disappointing.

that's some weak jive.

by nigawssip August 18, 2009

Jive ass

Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.

I had to beat the hell out of a 3 dollar bill jive ass tough guy.

by Dreadwolfe March 26, 2020

Jack and Jive

To have a foursome.

"Let's have a foursome." "Are you ready to jack and jive?"

by Uchtdt September 13, 2023

Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal

Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”

by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024

Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves

hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey

by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024

Jive

Used yo reference something as being false or a lie. Fiction.

Man,that Dude trying to look rich by carrying a roll of One dollar Bills with a couplevof hundred dollsr bills on the outside is so jive with his act.

by TBonesPonderosa December 2, 2018

Jive Fool

Somebody who says or does something irritable, untrustworthy, dishonest, selfish or foolish.

Jane: "Where's the Pepsi I bought for myself yesterday?"

John: "I saw Michael drinking it."

Jae: "Ugh! That motherfucker has always been a jive fool. AND I told him it was mine!"

by african american studies March 19, 2025