Roman Army: Lets dress up in uniform, nail that gimp jesus to the cross while hes wearing nothing buy a loin-cloth and give him pain, and let him take it like a gimp.
Guy at the back: Can I nail him ON the cross?
Guy at the back: Can I nail him ON the cross?
by Sammy_x May 13, 2007
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.
by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006
Get the Jesusmug. The Nativity Story (the birth of Jesus) is a children's book, just like "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".
by Jakov Ajiza June 10, 2009
Get the Jesusmug. 
Person 1: "i am the most awesome guy ever"
Person 2: "no Jesus is"
Person 1: ...
Person 2: "dude, Jesus just saved my soul"
Person 2: "no Jesus is"
Person 1: ...
Person 2: "dude, Jesus just saved my soul"
by why-cant-we-be-friends July 3, 2006
Get the Jesusmug. Really just the smartest man in our world's history, with religion aside and beliefs cast out, Jesus was a man with the original indeniable push to "Utopia". He spent his time sharing things to inspire people, to change people's minds about how to treat others. He wanted to make human beings a caring, and for lack of a better reference, a family. Jesus shouldn't have been killed for what he did, but he was because of the same way a lot of people are treated wrong today. The second somebody either disagrees or doesn't understand what somebody else is trying to do/say, they jump at the oppurtunity to thrash at their very existence.
by Wawk R September 16, 2006
Get the Jesusmug. An exclamation, always for a nosy person, that is used before talking that one, about the event or events he has seen, expressing his there to be or not astonishment.
-Jesus! I was seeing that man in opposite apartment again opening the refrigerator's door to drink another bottle.
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!
by man!? May 6, 2017
Get the jesus!mug.