New Jorker

A person or family of someone who from the city (New York) but moved to the suburbs of Jersey.

Considers themselves a New Yorker just living in New Jersey

"You from New Jersey?"
"First of all its Jersey, and yeah but I'm a New Jorker"

by Nico Safelli December 17, 2014

Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

pressure jerked

a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.

He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 19, 2022

Burp Jerkey

The essence of a sausage scented burp.

“Eww what’s that smell?”
“It’s my burp jerkey!”

by Burpy jerkey February 7, 2025

Hannibal Jorker

When you constantly goon and save your seed in little jars to put on food when you cook it.

Todd: Hey, what kinda butter is that?
John: this is my cum!
Todd: WTF, WHY! You’re … The Hannibal Jorker

by Za Wizard February 25, 2025

Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity

- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me

by WillieDog February 17, 2025