jarrod schmidt

Fucking chicks since 2003

Jarrod schmidt, What a puss bomb

by Yesiamagirl;) February 26, 2017

JaronMiddleton

Any father that puts his kids first, who is loved by many and would give the shirt off his back for a stranger, but in the end his life is cut short by a irresponsible action by another person, like a drunk driver. R.I.P.

Remember JaronMiddleton!? Don't drink and drive it can take someone's father, brother, son, uncle, nephew, or best friend before they are supposed to go.

by The concrete ninja November 5, 2017

Jarrod

The most sensitive man on Earth. Well, top 500 maybe. Dope.

"And if you are like bat shit freaking out about it, just come over after work and we can hang out and think about something else. Go on a walk, get dinner, etc."

"That's so Jarrod. Thanks for caring"

by danseur June 5, 2018

jairobi

A sweet boy who you should wish you were mates with. The greatest cousin of all and is a sweetheart. She try's his hardest to achieve all he can in his life. A sexy beast who like video games

Person 1: oh hi are you mate with jairobi

Person 2: hi no not yet I really really want to be but ya know

By jaiden demba ( his cousin)

by Jaiden demba May 10, 2018

jarrod walk

The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia

‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’

by therealhoneybadger October 11, 2018

Jarrod

Jarrod is a kid that makes hunter want death

jarrod is a ho aye?

by ya-boi-is-lit January 6, 2019

Jabronius Onius

The genus and species name for said "Jabronis"

This asshole changed lanes on a 2 lane road(sigh) what a jabronius onius.

by maynholdup August 28, 2019