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jasper

theos boyfriend 😐😐😐🏳️ 🌈
oh hey jaspers really attractive or whatever the fuck 🤯🤯🤯

yeah you might want to fuck off that’s the emo kids boyfriend 😕😕😕😕😕
by yesthisistheo November 20, 2021
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Jasper

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.
Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.
by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022
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Jasper

Jasper: A very handsome boy with an iq of at least 156, nicest person you’ve ever met, when you see one ull wanna with him!
He will prolly have lack of self esteem and depression when he shouldn’t have those at all.
Oh as well he has a great sense of humour!
Girl: Why are you so happy!?
Hot girl: Jasper......
Girl: kk I understand.
by Lil_jappa October 18, 2020
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Chloe + jasper

match made in heaven despite what Chloe says
by Dachel Ronne February 23, 2021
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Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.
Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
by GeoRetch September 15, 2025
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Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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Jasper

by ShakeableFoil32 December 16, 2022
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