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Jacob

1.) A person whom is uncapable of being able to learn; incoherent, and or unable to follow simple procedures if asked for.

2.) A person who has a mental deficiency (IQ deficiency, mental retardation etc.) and or has little common sense, which causes questionable decisions and statements to be made.

(made by my friend, his discord: Yumiko Imagawa#5650, i had permission to upload this)
Example: Jacob: “How was I supposed to know that?”

Example: Jacob: “Shut the fuck up poor ass, P O R R.”
by MyLittleDinosaur December 29, 2018
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Jacob

An emo dude that knows nothing about his girlfriend and watches naruto
Why is that guy cutting his wrists by the manga?
Because he is jacob
by Kekleon March 7, 2017
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Jacob

rich white boiiii who lives in Canadia
fuck you jacob
by shmoopersdoopers June 4, 2018
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Jacob

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the Art room

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
by Haviland May 6, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is so sweet
by Vloskskais June 5, 2018
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Jacob

No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
by ApuNahas March 28, 2013
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jacob

a emo that wants to kill himself
jacob a person is a gay emo that wants attention and wants to commit succide
by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017
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