Jacking Off

When a guy pulls on his penis vigorously and makes cum squirt out

Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 1, 2018

jacking-off

when guyz get board they run very up to their room or home or sd thy refer to their room their masterbation pad. they rub rub rub ru mayb even suck them selfves until that white shit just started slowing out like te nile river.

kyle runs and rubs very fast then slow fast n slow fast n slow!! (hes having a great time by himself)!!;)

by poo face May 10, 2003

Jacking my steez

To mess with someone in order to disrupt their swagger

Are you jacking my steez?

by Œöø January 3, 2021

jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 30, 2006

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

jacking my dick

When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.

by Felixthe January 9, 2017

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017