tail nail

Common euphamism for anal sex. Usually Male on Female.

I totally tail nailed Lauren last night!

by Mystro1974 June 11, 2006

Camel tail

When a guy wears his pants to tight and you can see the outline of his penis

Dude, did you see Paul sporting a camel tail today at work? Someone needs to say something!

by Heather RT February 21, 2009

Bunny Tail

When suffering from ‘The shits’ and ones only option for freedom is to wedge toilet paper in between your arse cheeks.

Couldn't get off the bog the other day and had to be out for half past. Had to Bunny Tail it so I wasn't late

by Danlarr90 February 20, 2019

Tail Trail

The sweat residue on the back of a toilet seat after someone has been doing work.

"George totally left behind a Tail Trail"

by YellowFeverAisle22 August 16, 2009

Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008

Chick with a tail

A guy masquerading as a girl on the internet or a game for attention or benefits. This was derived from the real life equivalent of a guy pushing his manhood in-between his legs so as to look like a woman from the front. The tail in this example is of course the penis.

Bro, quit giving all your gold to that chick with a tail you fucking idiot!

by Gibraltar March 14, 2015