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Isaiah with glasses

Dumb dumb dumb dumb mentally challenged with a hint of Down syndrome. He rejects facts in favor of his own stupid logic.
That Isaiah with glasses can be such a narcissist.
by Sishsiab November 18, 2019
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Isaiah Buckman

A bottom, who likes norse mythology and men. Also someone who will be your girl for 19 dollars and a slim jim.
I met my sugar daddy after i pulled an Isaiah Buckman.
by menonslimjim67 May 9, 2022
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Isaiah Cummins

4ft tall, beast also goes by Chelsyn and Boyishsteww. Eats only fire starter cubes, likes to knock out teeth. Bullies people named Mathew, some suspect he's gay, even Emily Fraimly. Dictator of Arlington. This man hates Nevada (DONT GO THERE). Has a good female impression voice, and lives in a creek. Spends free time building rocket ships while working at vinaigrette. Man has a 20 inch penis, almost as tall as himself. His mount is The Vulcan, and battle cry can pierce ears. He is very maneuverable and fluid, he hails from Zimbabwe, and he is like 0.2% black. He is loyal to his comrades: Henry Jett, Aidan Smith, Gerrald Young, Colin Miedler, etc. You better believe he'll whip your ass in virtual ping pong. Cries until cyberpunk comes out. Heir to the Dan Cummins Dynasty, and will one day end the universe by eating too much bai coconut water, creating a black hole that will swallow the galaxy. The optimal strategy for survival is to become his friend.
Zoe: "Why did Isaiah Cummins just walk in on me in the bathroom!?"

Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*

Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"
by Superjett November 5, 2020
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Isaiah Special

When a guy shits or vomits in a girls vagina during sex, typically a chick named Kylie.
YO FAM DID U HEAR DAT MERKED SHORDY KYLIE GOT THE ISAIAH SPECIAL IN THE ALL GENDER WASHROOM!!!
by quackquackmoose September 6, 2020
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Isaiah/Zaya

Strange tall guy, approach with caution he stabs shit, makes too many DN jokes, is extremely sus, loves cinnabon more then he loves himself, plays apex 25/8, nobody believes he’s dating a girl
Example 1

P1: “Hey do you know Isaiah/Zaya?”
P2:“The gay one?”
P1:“Yeah hes not even gay
P2:“Cap”

Example 2
P1:”wheres Isaiah/Zaya at?”
P2:”probably cinnabon or playing apex
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isaiah crowfoot

A scrub lord that will suck dicks for memes or puns. A person bringing great non majestic happenings in the world. Not the sexiest.
by Chicken_Strip.48 May 19, 2018
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Isaiah acker

A big oiled-up black man who appears in your house and tries to penetrate you if say his name in a mirror at 3 am
YouTuberJaystation” has died of big d penetration after after saying “Isaiah Acker” in the mirror at 3 am,
by YouTuber”jaystation” July 13, 2023
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