Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.

Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!

by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023

Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure

1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"

by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011

Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.

Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.

by Sumaly October 13, 2023

nub puddle

The opposite of leet sauce. Someone who has no skill and isnt awesome.

(Nub Puddle) - kills=0 - deaths=42

by American Hippie November 10, 2009

puddle slut

A chick who after ridin' her hard falls a sleep in the wet spot that runs out her box after pounding her with your pud

Mary is such a puddle slut that she doesn't even roll over cause she loves cum

by BigT May 14, 2004

Puddle of Pizza

Noun

A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.

Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a liar.
Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a hypocrite.

by SubToDavidland August 23, 2018

Ass Puddles

The wet mark your butt leaves after sitting on concrete after a running workout. (CC or Track)

After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.

by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010