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Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.
Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick
by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023
mugGet the Spider-Nedmug.

in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned
omg hi in the ned
by zay<3 March 26, 2022
mugGet the in the nedmug.

ned

Non - Educated - Delinquent

Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
by kazeeem December 22, 2022
mugGet the nedmug.

ned williamson

The savior of 2016 in terms of 3DS shacking. Created Soundhax (or as some fans call it, "NedHax") and made fasthax possible. He's a hella cute guy. He is at least bilingual, with notions of French.
Have you seen Ned Williamson's face ? His face looks like it was an angel's!
by Thibziboy January 18, 2017
mugGet the ned williamsonmug.

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.
simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"
by Elfving03 June 20, 2018
mugGet the jeg sidder altid nedmug.

filthy ned

the act of having relations with a girl and her mother in the same night
Did you see darragh done a filthy ned
by redsauce77 April 24, 2023
mugGet the filthy nedmug.

Ned

NO ! ALL NEDS ARN'T THE THUG YOU'VE DESRIBED CUZ NED ISN'T ONLY THIS EXPRESSION BUT ITS ALSO A FIRST NAME
SOME NED ARE (or at least are tryin' to be) REALLY GOOD !
FIGHT WITH ME AGAINST THE NED RACISM
#IAMNED
person : Hello
Ned: JUST "HELLO" CUZ I AM JUST A NORMAL PERSON
by lil' snowgirl November 21, 2021
mugGet the Nedmug.

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