ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.
The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.
by matt February 06, 2004
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talk to the hand

A saying used to ignore and disregard a comment or an insult when you can't think of a way to counter it. When this phrase is used, it is customary to raise your hand, palm facing out, and place it almost touching your adversary's face. This can make even the most civil person raging mad. Another variation is "talk to the hand 'cause the face don't give a damn'." I really did not know that people still said this.
Misty: Kylee, you a nasty, ugly, stupid-
Kylee: Talk to the hand. (Raises hand to Misty's face.)
by Mia September 01, 2003
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GIJoe hand

He uses a GIJoe hand to jack off
by PG10 December 07, 2010
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Knife Hand

Knife hand is something the Marine Corps produced during the Second World War, specifically in the Pacific Theater to deal with Japanese Banzai troops, and those select few Japanese troops who wielded katanas.
The Ka-Bar although useful, had a few drawbacks. The biggest one, having to be drawn out of its sheath. In a life or death situation where time is of the essence, this just was a major problem.
According to legend Chesty Puller while fighting in the Pacific, exclaimed "Fuck these fucking samurai wannabes! I'll show them!", took his hand, using his fingers created a spade-like shape, and proceeded to knife hand hordes of Japanese Imperial soldiers.
The knife-hand also became a tool for military training due to its ambiguous nature of weapon, human parts, and has been scientifically proven to increase the learning aptitudes of the ignorant and not-so-smart types.
The knife-hand was thus adopted, and became a part of American history.
Chesty Puller's knife hand really fucked up a lot of Japanese fucktards.
by fucktheairforce April 14, 2014
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Roman Hands

A play on word which is used to describe the sexual act of "roaming" (groping) hands.
My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Roman Hands" I will have to castrate him.
by benjsmith74 April 05, 2009
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ok hand

A symbol to make people fall for your trap... Goteem..
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: ??
Person 1: Uses the special ok hand symbol
Person 1: Goteem
Person 2: idoit
by urbanils November 09, 2018
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dead hand

When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.
I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021
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