half dead

someone heavy into drug use and/or who is generally worthless. adj.

"fuck that half dead motherfucker."

by viciousk January 30, 2008

Loser And A Half

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient

James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half

by Brown Bear :) July 11, 2008

half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.

I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.

by tokin D June 01, 2004

half-stag

The action of going to a formal dance with a partner that feels sorry for or pitys the person he/she is going with.

Guy: Hey you want to go to Prom with me?
Girl: Uhhhh...... wow... uh ok?
Guy: Great, what color will your dress be so I can match.
Girl: It doesnt matter because we're going half-stag.

by reggedoll May 12, 2010

half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.

by Mykropenys September 21, 2016

half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"

Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch

by The Shanman April 02, 2015

Three and a Half

The attractivenesses level of a woman, on a 1-10 scale. This is typically the type of broad who your friend picks up in the midst of a dry spell, and claims to not have had sex with her, rather, only letting her suck him off. But the truth is he had sex with her that night, and in the morning.

You- "Did you eat out that three and a half after she peed in the bushes outside the party last night?" Your Friend- "Nah man I just let her suck me off, and then I made her sleep in the floor."

by Speetastic April 26, 2011