by Melissa14 April 22, 2022
I hoovered him last night; I emptied him. My girlfriend hoovered me last night, I'm completely empty.
by MooseOperator January 28, 2024
Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.
Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.
Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.
Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.
Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.
Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.
Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.
Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.
Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.
Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.
Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.
Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.
Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.
Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.
Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.
Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
by c*ntopolic January 19, 2021
Someone who sucks away your whole personality but they don’t have enough imagination to have their own..
by kelh91 December 06, 2019
“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”
by TK404 October 13, 2021
When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
by Jessdirty April 20, 2021
Hoover being a major vacuum maker, and "dome" being MY name for that GOOD head, when looking for that head that's going to make NOT just the toes curl, but get that leg tapping. "Hoover Dome".
Anyone can perform fellatio ( suck a penis).....literally. A profressional (like me) seeks and returns Hoover Dome.
by Chewy32 November 29, 2013