Hoovered

(Noun) When a woman sucks all the cum out of a guy.

I hoovered him last night; I emptied him. My girlfriend hoovered me last night, I'm completely empty.

by MooseOperator January 28, 2024

cake hoover

Fat person

every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway

by lootregirf May 14, 2011

twisted hoover

One who wants to suck cock while twisted

Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?

Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure

by Oven cleaner February 5, 2021

Hoover Dome

Hoover being a major vacuum maker, and "dome" being MY name for that GOOD head, when looking for that head that's going to make NOT just the toes curl, but get that leg tapping. "Hoover Dome".

Anyone can perform fellatio ( suck a penis).....literally. A profressional (like me) seeks and returns Hoover Dome.

by Chewy32 November 29, 2013

Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times

You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain

by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022

mr hoover

an absolute god, he is one of the best band teachers out there. someday that vein is gonna pop and the trumpets are going die, but until then its all fun and games!!!!!

lots of people think he is cute(gross) and people mistake him for a student.

dude mr hoover is such a cool teacher
mr hoover i dont wanna practice my flute please forgive me

by flutewhoisgoodbutneverdoestest February 27, 2019

Hoover

Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person

Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!

by Curl_Lil July 13, 2019