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Hooker shame 

Look at the hooker shame on his lip.
Hooker shame by Davc1 November 1, 2017

hooker diesel 

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"
hooker diesel by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017

hooker orange 

when a woman's spray tan goes horribly wrong .
Matt:"jeez Phil look at that girl"
Phil:"yeah Matt shes got that hooker orange look"
hooker orange by tristan.dick February 16, 2018

Hooker tickets 

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

Hooker Cuddle 

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.
I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
Hooker Cuddle by jfs912 February 16, 2019

Hooker Piss 

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed
The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss