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Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.
by Baldmormon March 16, 2020
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Honk his shit out

The act of excessively honking ones horn when an automobile in front of you is turning very slowly. Often times the person getting honked out is either elderly, or just a piece of shit driver.
Seth: I was in such a hurry to get home today after I got done tanning and working out, I didn't want to miss the new episode of Jersey Shore, but this asshole in front of me took forever to turn.

James: Well did you honk his shit out?

Seth: Hell yeah I did, left my horn on for atleast 10 seconds after.
by Jaquill.Cuda January 3, 2010
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National Honk at Prius day

The day where you have to honk at every Prius you pass the entire day of May 14th
So glad to spend National Honk at Prius day with my wife!
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honk if you think i should kill myself

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0
Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.
by juicemonkey December 2, 2014
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Honk chop

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"
"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek

"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie
by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015
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Honking Bilbo

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand
Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.
by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021
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Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is
Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*
by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020
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