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Holy Kiss

An androgynous action of kissing in communion of hearts among men and women. Often given by a Spiritman.
He gave me a Holy kiss, and I knew he would show me the path of Christ consciousness.
by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023
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Holy Shizzite

Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.
Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!
by Dr Shizzite January 24, 2023
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holy smokies

A term that is often used by Japanese boys for like "Holy shit"
by Anna Hedgehog June 12, 2008
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Holy Five

A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.
#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?
by Ultra-Nerd x September 10, 2012
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Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.
"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"
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Holy Lube

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.
by Budwudder March 7, 2015
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the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.
"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"
by Tha Captain July 18, 2014
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