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The Hogs Are Coming

A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.
Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?

Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.

Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
by they're coming November 14, 2022
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hog hider

A man who gratuitously accepts another mans penis in his rectum
Justin played the role of hog hider when he gathered with his joyous friends.
by Matty Boy. March 10, 2017
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Hog Bible

The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music
JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously
by Ktaei March 24, 2021
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Hog shot

"Dude, Mary says you sent her a hog shot and she freaked out."

"I thought she wanted to see the hog, bro."
by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh March 28, 2016
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battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
by Telephony October 8, 2018
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Hog Mama

Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.
Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")
by nobaker December 20, 2019
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Hog Hammering

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.
Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.
by Supra man June 24, 2014
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