herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

Emotional Herpes

The state when an individual repeatedly experiences psychological insanity and initiates confrontational episodes with no legitimate reason. Commonly diagnosed in the female.

“Karen seriously have Emotional Herpes when she keeps getting upset.”

by Andrew_6794 June 30, 2021

herp god

Andrew

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E

by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017

Herpes father

Giving a girl herpes, then said girl sleeps with another dude, hence you become his herpes father. "Luke, I am your herpes father.!"

Kevin-"Dude, I got the herpes from that girl Liz you hooked me up with." Frank- "yeah man, how do you think she got it son! I am your herpes father!"

by Kirstyfire June 11, 2014

situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.

"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."

by J Self November 27, 2011

MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.

Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he ended up killing himself"

by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016

Rooftop Herpes

When you get bumps that hurt on the top of your mouth.

Man that food was so hot i got the Rooftop Herpes.
That pizza is going to give him Rooftop Herpes.

by Nugget79 October 19, 2010