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by haifblsgbyasvycarlvlqasvkacsru May 16, 2021

Harlem Handbag

noun, verb. The act of intruding another's orifice with an elbow, "elbow fisting". So called due to the common performance by New York street vendors.

Jerry: My bitch was complainin' the other day, sayin' I don't git her nuthin'.

Smitty: I say you give her a harlem handbag, really show the bitch ezac'ly how much y'all care.

by porchmonkey patrice August 23, 2011

halfbitch

Small person of the female gender.

Denny turned up to my party with a halfbitch.

by Fisty the Ferret August 27, 2005

handbag

:noun: companion for outing or social occasion.
specifically: studly,butch,aussie, always willing to accompany a bangin' babe to theater, coffeehouse, bar or event of bangin' babes choosing.
Outing with handbag almost always involves some miscommunication over who gets to open the door for whom.

Wonder Woman had a spare ticket to the theater and Cuntstable McPhister offered to be her handbag.

by FURNACE March 5, 2005

handbag

Someone who spends so much time in the sun they look like a leather handbag.

Did you see that handbag that just walked by? your grandma is a total handbag.

by girtby April 21, 2006

handbrake

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank

1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.

by oracle March 12, 2004

Handblast

Verb
To give a female sexual pleasure in her genital region with your hand very rapidly.

Example 1
Kevin: "Dude, did anything happen between you and that brunette?"
Brian: "Bro, I took off her pants and fucking handblasted her. She was loving it."

by The Codester et Homie-D December 17, 2008