When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
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What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.
by T2216639 November 13, 2016
Get the ham chandelier mug.When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.
After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.
by Big Papa 19 April 25, 2017
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Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018
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Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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I like pulling my ham skin.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
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