Discombobulated Gullibalingam

He loves Amelie and has confessed his love over many text messages which backfired terribly and is terrible at maths. He also sits next to Amelie every day and fails drop game due. Additionally he never does any work and is always messing about and blames it on other people taking his stuff is a complete lie.

"Discombobulated Gullibalingam , why aren't you doing any of your work!"

by Prophesying the tales of Zac November 16, 2023

Ruud gullit

Alternative term for throat or windpipe

“That beer was lovely, flew straight down the ruud gullit with ease.”

by Sam Hulme April 12, 2024

The Gullible Effect

When you tell someone something and they believe it cuz they're retarded even though its not true.

"Eric it says gullible on the ceiling"
"deadass? fuck no it doesnt"
"get The Gullible Effect'ed retard"

by Parap Klir February 13, 2025

Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.

Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022