grumpkin

A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.

Oh, there goes that lil' grumpkin truckin' around campus again.

by Marc November 17, 2003

Grump

The act of kissing, possibly groping someone but there is no evidence to prove it.

I grumped her I did

by grb2011 October 29, 2011

Grumpkins

Blumpkin from a Solid gold robot

Steve: Dude, I was on the Blumpkin Bus yesterday and i totally got Multiple Grumpkins from that Solid gold Hobot

by shabunia February 13, 2009

Grampa Jawz

A sicking alter ego of a harmless college boy. Who says perverted things.

"Hey kiddies, did you know, bannanas make goos sopositories."

by Cookie October 16, 2003

Grumlard

A group of four sausages

The pasta sauce features a grumlard, red peppers and onions.

by Bill M Davis April 22, 2006

Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014

grumpkin

a mixture of a grundle grab and a knuckle butt fuck. it can be quite stimulating if used correctly

the wrestler used the grumpkin technique to score a reversal.
i blew my wad as soon as that filthy slut gave me a grumpkin.

by the cool breeze September 8, 2006