A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.
"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "
"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
by Dringman December 05, 2009
Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin
by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 03, 2019
Q: Yo man we drinkin that Green Goblin again tonight?
A: Nah, unless you want me to fuck a fat bitch like last time.
A: Nah, unless you want me to fuck a fat bitch like last time.
by Slash12 July 11, 2008
a man of some sort that is a fucking beast and that has the ability to get between the legs of any woman he wants
Damn Nate, I didn't know you got so much pussy, I guess we should start calling you the coochie goblin
by coochiegoblin March 22, 2016
A derogatory term used in reference to long-term methamphetamine addicts due to their erratic behaviour and mannerisms, but mostly due to their ghoulish features caused by the physical side effects of the drug. See also: Tweaker, Crankhead, Burnout.
There aren't many people in Walmart at this hour; just a few random people in the aisles and a bunch of meth goblins hanging around the arcade machines.
She used to be pretty funny and good looking, but a few years on the shit turned her into a meth goblin.
I was out getting my mail the other night and a big carload of meth goblins drove by and yelled something at me.
She used to be pretty funny and good looking, but a few years on the shit turned her into a meth goblin.
I was out getting my mail the other night and a big carload of meth goblins drove by and yelled something at me.
by jkcarter March 29, 2016
A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.
by MamaBear420 March 28, 2016
I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.
by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023