ethan garner

a nerdy guy who likes little kids aged 13 and bellow he also has all of the magazines in the hallway of ass and he also likes men which tall legs short arms and bees

hey I'm Ethan garner and I'm here to do inappropriate stuff 13's and bellow whos up

by ethan garner October 20, 2019

Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

Jamie Gardiner

Some guy that is small and trys to be a big dog but he is to weak

jamie gardiner is sme wierd guy in a school watching kids

by Dr1ppy March 26, 2021

Mathamtaticus Gardener

A mathamatical gardener who once worked for the king of athena. In the land of the gods.

And the Mathamtaticus Gardener saw athena and swiftly offered his head but he was rejected intimately.

by Henry broice September 21, 2021

Adam Gardiner

The smallest dick ever and obsessed with Charlie Sycamore’s massive horse cock

That guy is so gay he’s definitely an Adam Gardiner

by Joe mamas1727474 November 24, 2021

Josh Gardener

Mad cracked at rapping, gets a bit angry when he sees, hears or thinks of the word 'Fluuuky'.

You heard of that insane rapper Josh Gardener.

by TheRealNinja151 November 29, 2021

Billy Gardiner

A man who knows a lot about sex and has a lot of sex, they can’t get enough of it

I have a question about sex, where’s Billy Gardiner?

by Ilovesexualintercourse January 4, 2022