Siberian Deep Freeze

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.

I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze

by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011

snot-freezing index

The temperature at which the snot in your nose freezes. Any temperature above this is not considered cold.

Man, its so fucking cold out, I think we reached the snot-freezing index.

by TBob April 19, 2008

freeze dried whackaloon

From the yaya, meaning completely nutso, wacko, psycho person.

Stay away from her - she's a freeze dried whackaloon!!

by fedup June 24, 2003

The Brain Freeze Challenge

The Brain Freeze Challenge. One of the best and funniest challenges. Sit in a bloody freezing cold bath tub and answer questions until you get one correct. Created by Caspar Lee. You should go sub to his youtube channel: Caspar Lee. Yeah i just watched his new vid with Eva and came to make this Wiki page. Follow me on ig: julia.zanchetta

LOVE YOU CASPARRR

" Have you seen Caspar's new vid? It's The Brain Freeze Challenge again but with MyLifeAsEva this time!"

by Julia_zanch February 15, 2016

fap n' freeze

When it's -20 degrees fahrenheit and you have a fap attack (a sudden urge to masturbate) and you ejaculate while it instantly freezes as soon as it comes out of your penis

Cameron had to get stitches because he had to fap n' freeze.

by DigitalDebonair December 16, 2016

Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.

"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."

by Farnyblue December 22, 2022

Sumner Dairy Freeze

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.

Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche

by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010