Fag Fog

The large cloud of fruity smelling vapor emanating from the yap of a douche flute addict.

Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog

The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.

by Lunicus May 23, 2019

Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

Caillou Fog

A natural phenomenon where a thick fog covers the area, it is most prevalent around the peripheral vision which is completely blurred in the fog.

I crashed into the tree because I could not see anything through the Caillou Fog.
A thick Caillou Fog covered the land making it almost impossible to find anything that has been lost in it.
I couldn't find my ball after I lost it in the Caillou Fog.

by The Brown Streak November 7, 2020

vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.

Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.

by hax0rmort October 11, 2019

Punching Fog

When fucking a woman with a loose fanny.

Man, Sharon's fanny is so loose after 4 kids it's like punching fog.

by 2766 January 27, 2019

Fog Shed

A garage or small storage space filled with various wonders. Typically, said fog shed houses various knick knacks, weed wackers or other useful everyday household items. You must always share things from your fog shed with others and not be a complete dick about it.

Dude, do you have the keys to the fog shed, I need to get the tractor and mow grass.

by Ernit April 8, 2023

Facebook Fog

The point in which you are so focused on your facebook page that you loose all sense of reality and or your surroundings.

We all tryed to get Greg's attention but he was in a facebook fog.

by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010