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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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flood

a known sex offender, beware i warned you.
flood is a known sex offender
by nursezone July 11, 2024
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african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it
“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible
by Flood water March 11, 2019
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Flooding the mine

A sexual move in which you orgasm in the nose of your sexual partner, this term comes from the idea of “digging for gold” when you pick your nose
Mike: Yo Zach, Sarah let me try Flooding the mine on her!
Zach: Wtf if wrong with both of you?
by Bleary56 November 13, 2020
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Floods

When the girl is so horny she squirts everywhere in everything
The floods were so rapid
by Shameka w October 30, 2017
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Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body
Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding
by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017
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Flooded

when there's so many possible answers you do not know where to begin.
I don't know man I'm flooded!
by Rooster j July 22, 2018
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