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Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.
Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.
Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.
Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.
He's just a floghard. Only he, himself can possibly get himself off.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.
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That word is false.
It was a school day and I was really pi$$ed that a girl was being jerk-ish, so when my best friend asked me what's up I said: Nothing, but (that girl) is just being a flognoff.
Why?
Well teacher's like to give green cards to kids who swear.
So pretty much it's a substitute for a swear word.
Why is there two Flognoff's but spelled differently?
Well because after I started to say Flognoff more, other people started saying it more. Like my best friend. Thing is, I didn't expect her to pronounce it "Flagnoff" and Urban Dictionary it. When I noticed how much she was kind of rubbing it in that it was pronounced her way so it was her word, I got really pi$$ed. So I'm making sure everyone knows that Flagnoff is not the original word.
So why didn't you do this before?
Because I didn't think that having invented the word meant a lot until my friend made it it.
FLOGNOFF.
That word is false.
It was a school day and I was really pi$$ed that a girl was being jerk-ish, so when my best friend asked me what's up I said: Nothing, but (that girl) is just being a flognoff.
Why?
Well teacher's like to give green cards to kids who swear.
So pretty much it's a substitute for a swear word.
Why is there two Flognoff's but spelled differently?
Well because after I started to say Flognoff more, other people started saying it more. Like my best friend. Thing is, I didn't expect her to pronounce it "Flagnoff" and Urban Dictionary it. When I noticed how much she was kind of rubbing it in that it was pronounced her way so it was her word, I got really pi$$ed. So I'm making sure everyone knows that Flagnoff is not the original word.
So why didn't you do this before?
Because I didn't think that having invented the word meant a lot until my friend made it it.
FLOGNOFF.
Oh my flognoffs!
You're such a flognoff!
Flognoff you!
Flognoff my life.
She's such a flognoff.
That was flognoffy.
Flognoffs to you!
Flognoff.
You're such a flognoff!
Flognoff you!
Flognoff my life.
She's such a flognoff.
That was flognoffy.
Flognoffs to you!
Flognoff.
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