by Dicklestick krew August 20, 2019
Get the fanny flutters mug.1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.
2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.
2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.
by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011
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A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020
Get the flattering the curve mug.a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat
by Poetix March 27, 2011
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Get the fritter mug.A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005
Get the carpet fitter mug.a woman's vagina, that has extremly long lips that look like they could fly a kite. used as an insult.
by kynukka for life October 17, 2008
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