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fatties

1. Used to define, 2 or more fat people (usually women) waddling together.
Plural of fattie

2. The name given, when describing the horrific train ride you had today, when the person on either side of you, and possible in front of you, invade your personal space, and sat on your lap. They claim it is not intentional, but if you’re that fat, you should walk to work, and not allow your fattie legs to rest on me.
1.
Jim : Are we having an earthquake ?
Brad : No, there are just 5 fatties coming towards us.

2.
Peter : Hey man, what happened to you, you look kinda flat ?
Sam : I had these two fatties sitting next to me today, and they were so fat, they could not fit in their seat. So they hat to sit on me, with their fat legs.
Peter : Will you be ok ?
Sam : Yeah, I had to go through a decontamination.
by DrSnow April 19, 2005
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Flattykawa

Oikawa from haikyuu’s nickname cause he’s flat is flattykawa
Person1: Oikawa is so flat what should his nickname be
Person2: how about flattykawa
by Daddykrabs😼 January 13, 2021
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flatte

flatte |ˈfläˌtā| noun : a decaffeinated latte

The construction is similar to “blog” – the last letter of a two-word phrase (“web log”) coupled with the full second word. In this case, “decaf latte” becomes “flatte.”
It's too late in the day for caffeine but I still want a coffee. So, could you get me a flatte if you're going to the cafe?
by Emoticonoclast July 17, 2011
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flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.
by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016
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dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.
"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"
by HDS714braves May 21, 2020
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Gap-Fatting

The term used to describe the action of fitting a large object through a small gap, assumping the past tense of the word 'fit' is 'fat'. It's just funnier, alright?
Caitlin: You're never going to fit your car through that gap...
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.
by WatchMe September 24, 2007
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fatt mance

A derogatory term for a certain youth pastor at a certain church who likes to dress up as a metrosexual and has a fauxhawk.
kaite: man i went to this church today and this guy wearing diesel and had a fauxhawk was speaking.
Jen: sounds like Fatt Mance
by Just a fan. January 19, 2005
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