Crab Fighting

The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.

Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.

Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.

- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)

Crab Fighting ensues...

Winner gets the chair.

by M.eson July 25, 2011

Ultimate Fighting Championship

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is the largest mixed martial arts promotion company in the world featuring most of the top-ranked fighters in the sport. Based in the United States, the UFC produces events worldwide. The organization showcases nine weight divisions and enforces the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts. The UFC promotes a brand of MMA which is self-acknowledged as "not just a sporting event; it is also entertainment and theater. The fighters are athletes and performers both." The UFC has held over 250 events to date. Dana White serves as the president of the UFC while brothers Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta control the UFC's parent company, Zuffa, LLC.

The first Ultimate Fighting Championship event was held on November 12, 1993 in Denver, Colorado. The purpose of the early UFC competitions was to identify the most effective martial art in a real fight between competitors of different fighting disciplines, including Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Wrestling, Muay Thai, Karate, Judo, and other styles. In subsequent competitions, fighters began adopting effective techniques from more than one discipline, which indirectly helped create an entirely separate style of fighting known as present-day mixed martial arts.

by The Centurion October 31, 2014

Flower Fighting

The best game in the world to play at you're girlfriends house. Running around the yard flirting with you're loved one and throwing flowers at each other.

Maddie and Ricky are flower fighting again! Aren't they just perfect for each other?

by Awesomenessrickman June 30, 2011

non fighting bitch

satan

Who do you thinking will win the fight? Definitely not that non fighting bitch satan, that pussy never could fight.

by sum.fukn.dude February 28, 2022

worth fighting for

A great up-and-coming Orlando/Titusville band, who's clever lyrics and mature song-writing tactics seperate them from central Florida's traditional struggling local artists.

pupil 1: "Did you catch the Worth Fighting For's show last night at the Social?!!
pupil 2: Like, OMGz, WFF rox my soxes!!

by Antonio12345 September 5, 2008

fire fighting

Politics within the office or group

here I am fed up with fire fighting

by chris October 7, 2004

Fighting Amphibians

Imageboard about /v/ideogames.

Mostly populated by 4chan /v/'ers when said site goes down.

Hey guys lets go on fighting amphibians and talk about the ps3's games oh wait ps3 has no games LOL

by dic but October 5, 2008