first round bust

This phrase describes a first round pick who never lived up to his potential.

One of the most notorious first round busts of all time was Ryan Leaf.

by Fifi McFeef September 19, 2007

First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.

"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"

by Lucifer Tiddys (thats DDs, not TTs) October 1, 2007

April First

Apart from being April Fool's Day, the official termination of the four-month torture all Regular Decision high school seniors must endure.

John: I applied Regular Decision by the January 1st deadline. It's April First and I got rejected from all my colleges. What the hell do I do now?

Larry: Phoenix Online?

by michellesmentos March 21, 2010

first strike

Upon the end of a relationship, the act of changing one's Facebook relationship status to "single" before the other party has the chance to do so.

Yeah, I just got dumped, but at least I got first strike.

by folds216 December 31, 2010

first person

1. Noun
A type of narrative in which the protagonist relates their story using the pronoun ‘I’.

2. Noun
A type of game in which the player plays as themselves from their own perspective or as a single character from that characters perspective.

1. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was written in the first person.
2. Call of Duty is a first person shooter video game.

by MPWHart June 25, 2018

First-Class-Douche-Bag

beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad

Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...

by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006