Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

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Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015

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That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021

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Festival

The preferred term for a Faire. Often used for Renaissance themed events.

Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!

Person 2: Don't you mean festival?

by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018

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Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

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