Fallon

The act of taking a work dump or a post big meal dump

I love killing time at work by taking a huge Fallon!
dude I ate so much, I'm afraid this Fallon might break the bowl.

by brosauruswrecks April 3, 2015

fallon

A fallon is a unit of measurement used to describe how sexually attractive a man is. One fallon is equal to Jimmy Fallon. This unit is typically used by homosexual men.

The fallon system has very few rules. To be a valid measurement, it must be a positive number between zero and 10. Fractions and decimals are permitted (a person can be half a fallon) but nobody can be zero fallons. Generally, a 10 is not given as it implies the perfect man, but is valid.

The fallon number system is metric, so prefixes may be added to the unit.

Hag: "What do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Fag: "He's about 3 fallons, maybe 4 after a few drinks."

by MonsterousMonster January 17, 2010

Fallon

A Fallon is an exciting and interesting person she is loving and kind and pretty extroverted but don’t let that fool you she can be scared at times but you’ll only discover that if you get close to her she is very unique you have to be a brave individual to love a fallon but in the end it will all pay off because deep down you know she loves you most likely more than you could ever imagine

You know Fallon is kind of mean sometimes but she sure loves her boyfriend

by Lelgaming825 June 1, 2018

Fallout 76

A game people were excited about than I turned to shit just like a bad relationship

Fallout 76 is shit

by Fallout 76 May 26, 2020

Fallout:Vault 902

a game that is soon to come in 4068

Hey man, wanna play "Fallout:Vault 902"?

by NewCom November 13, 2021

Fallon

A girl who doesn't like memes.

Girl: "And also memes are annoying as fuck. Don't talk about them with me I hate them, nothing is funny about them even the word meme irritates me."
Guy: "Damn, you're a Fallon."

by mosdefnot October 4, 2016

Fallon

A very unattractive child. Seemingly full of body hair and rarely showering.

Hey, did you see that kid? She was a total fallon!

by Kbeef January 3, 2010