Facebook obvious

when two people flirt on facebook, and it's obvious that they like each other

Girl 1: I don't know how Manny feels about me.
Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.

by superbadedgar May 9, 2011

ghost facebooking

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.

I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?

by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011

Awkward Facebooker

ZEB R. ADAMS

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl

by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

Narcissistic Facebook Disorder

When somebody obsessively trolls the Facebook status updates, comments, photographs, video posts and likes of their Facebook colleagues and manages to interpret every post as having a go at them. This is generally followed by a spate of angry personal messages from any one of their several fake accounts to generate a perception of false support from their 'friends'.

Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"

Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".

by Amanda Lee Smith July 13, 2012

Hicksville moms Facebook group

A bunch of moms that hate any kid they see on a bike.

That kids on a bike let me report him to the Hicksville moms Facebook group

by Hicksville Moms Facebook Group July 14, 2019

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facebook dumped

When your boyfriend or girlfriend breaks up with you on facebook before telling you in person.

"I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"

by Amy Oscar February 13, 2007