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The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.
Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!
by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010
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Bipolar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"
by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019
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cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014
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Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking
“Expressive following ins my specialty”
by Kendia244 August 8, 2018
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Expressed powers

Expressed powers, for example, the power to regulate both foreign and interstate commerce.
by WaIdo WaIdo January 8, 2019
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Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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Vocab express

The most annoying shit you will ever do in life.

You get one thing wrong and you have to do it all over fucking again!
The only fucking way to pass or complete the homework is to get 100%.
Thankfully I know a hack, just open 2 vocab express tabs and go on the thing where it says French to English or English to French and leave it there bc it says translations the open another and do it. Ur welcome :)
by keep it halal October 11, 2022
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