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Bipolar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"
by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019
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cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014
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Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy
Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot
by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016
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Panda Express

A place that makes chicken way to big
Panda Express you better cut down your chicken because how am I supposed to fit this in my mouth
by Billy hebejibe November 6, 2019
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tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out
I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers
by Boozyman September 9, 2018
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hell express

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!
Bad people who don’t ask gods forgiveness might as well be on hell express!
by Princesslouise December 31, 2017
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Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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