excelia

a very cute and loveable person who deserves love uwu 💓💗💖💖

Person: hey i’m dating Excelia

Person 2: that’s good she deserves love!

by hhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj August 27, 2019

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Excel Poetry

(n.) the act of writing non-work-related content into a spreadsheet while at work, so as if to appear you're toiling away.

Veiled procrastination. Allows the Excel-poet to engage in confident eye contact whenever the boss walks by. Meanwhile, sweaty colleagues scramble to appear busy, mystified.

I have time to forge my definitions thanks to Excel Poetry.

by nolandc September 24, 2019

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excellent

Excellent, or Phat may refer to someone who might be classified as obese. Excellent people are usually close minded people to whom you can never explain anything due to many layers of fat in the skull tissue. People who are classified as excellent are usually at risk of heart attack, immobility, and brain damage. Excellency is listed by the WHO (World Health Organization) as a condition, common in 3rd world countries such as Northern Africa and south east Asia. It is a leading cause for infant mortality among women, leading them to only bearing one child. Being one of the worst conditions that ravaged the 3rd world, it is holding it back from coming out of the dark ages into the modern era.

Her excellency may prevent her from having offspring in the future.

Daliyeh has only one child due to being excellent in her childhood.

by PreservationOfAmericanHeritage August 20, 2021

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