A euphemism for an event that may cause discomfort to members of the audience if named directly, like the September 11, 2001 destruction of the World Trade Center in New York, or the Virginia Tech Campus Shootings of 2007.
"In light of recent events, campus safety and security have become the
number one priority for colleges and universities around the nation.
The way you prepare for and respond to a crisis on your campus can
mean the difference between life and death. Join us for this live,
60-minute audio conference where you and your colleagues will learn:"...
number one priority for colleges and universities around the nation.
The way you prepare for and respond to a crisis on your campus can
mean the difference between life and death. Join us for this live,
60-minute audio conference where you and your colleagues will learn:"...
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A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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Get the airborne toxic event mug.1. An alternative term for sexual intercourse; The Event is the highest level of enjoyable sexual intercourse, and only performable by members of ERQM&M.
2. A universal term that describes the traditional activites of an Eckum sleepover.
3. An expression used to convey great multitudes of sexiness and/or viciousness possessed by a person.
2. A universal term that describes the traditional activites of an Eckum sleepover.
3. An expression used to convey great multitudes of sexiness and/or viciousness possessed by a person.
I can't beleive how well ERQM&M can do The Event!
We will go through the event tonight in E's basement.
Oh, THE EVENT!
We will go through the event tonight in E's basement.
Oh, THE EVENT!
by E Face/Jont October 20, 2006
Get the The Event mug.Evelyn is a girl that's very quiet, and isn't that much of a dare devil. She doesn't believe in herself and thinks she doesn't belong, but she is a very pretty girl. She loves to paint and draw. She loves bands like MUSE and Twenty Øne Piløts, and more. She is a rock type girl that is lazy and has a huge attitude. Mess with her and you won't wanna be even 4 feet close to her! She is a very smart girl that love nature and her friends. She doesn't have many because she tends to push people away. she has many problems in her life, and tends to say she doesn't and acts all happy. She thinks she might have depression and anxiety but her parents don't believe her. She always is lonely but try's to get over it. But overall, you would be lucky to have a friend or girlfriend like Evelyn
by Lessamazingevelyn July 12, 2017
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