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The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.
by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023
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Elvi

She is a beautiful and sweet girl who Never stop laughing. She is a little bit shy but a big sunshine....she loves Fantasy and Elf’s who live in the forest. She sometimes go outside with friends or her family.....she is an angel who make you live happier!!!!!!
Person 1-Is this Elvi?
Person 2-OMG, she is it!!!!
Person 1-she is so shy, but so sweet.
by ShiningGirl June 14, 2020
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Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023
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elvis

Verb: To destroy a device out of anger, usually with a firearm.

Elvis Presley was known to shoot his TV when he saw something horrendous.
"I was watching the news the other day; I nearly Elvised my TV!"
by dhpbear August 11, 2017
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ELVIS

Before ELVIS there was nothing, after ELVIS there is nothing.
by Fag Basher August 30, 2021
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elvis the pelvis

Preferably used by medical professionals, spending time together, drinking coffee and describing a ruptured pilonidal sinus that requires immediate medical attention, but the patient brushes it off and leaves, thus swinging his hips like Elvis.
"Oh - have you seen Mr. X? He's doing an elvis the pelvis again."
by loopy mcpoopy on fire!!1!1! February 18, 2022
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elvis Chavez

Elvis Chavez is one of the smartest and coolest person you ever meet in your lifetime. He can talk to you if you have problems, share a laugh or too, but when it comes to sports he can change the whole perspective of the game. Overall he is a one in a kind that you only seen once in your lifetime, but good luck trying to get with him.
Her: does Elvis Chavez still talk to you ?
Me: nope! He is perfect I can’t win him
by LeBron James jr18471 March 18, 2025
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