Eli, some might describe him as a sex machine. he is not of great size but his penis is. when it comes to playing an instruments he is the deal. he also uses his sexy voice to get women in bed. he is a very funny guy. if you meet an Eli, take care of him because he wont last long.
1: Did you see Eli playing the guitar
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm
by loganwilliams February 07, 2019
“dude did u see eli walking? his huge dick keeps falling out of his pants!”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”
by tiddielover23 May 08, 2020
Eli is a kind boy who doesn't like to be criticised for something he did not do. Although he can get beefy at times and annoy people (a lot)
btw eli this is not from chanae ;)
btw eli this is not from chanae ;)
by xo.._chanae_..ox November 20, 2019
A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.
“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”
“yeah what a pussy
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”
“yeah what a pussy
by BigBrickMan November 06, 2019
Weird but cutie. Likes rough boys. Has many sex fantasies . Shortie. Sometimes funny. Can have any guy.
by Google Chrome May 30, 2020
A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.
Isn't Mitt Romney's real name Eli?
by Obama Bin Ladel November 13, 2019
by yo-yo im the cool kid October 21, 2020