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Eli

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by poopywater33 April 26, 2020
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Eli

The weird kid in the back that low key creeps you out and shoots people with highlighters
Eli kind of creeps me out
by Assfucker101 October 30, 2019
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Eli

Eli, some might describe him as a sex machine. he is not of great size but his penis is. when it comes to playing an instruments he is the deal. he also uses his sexy voice to get women in bed. he is a very funny guy. if you meet an Eli, take care of him because he wont last long.
1: Did you see Eli playing the guitar
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm
by loganwilliams February 7, 2019
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Eli

by yo-yo im the cool kid October 21, 2020
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Eli

A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.
“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”

yeah what a pussy
by BigBrickMan November 6, 2019
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Eli

Weird but cutie. Likes rough boys. Has many sex fantasies . Shortie. Sometimes funny. Can have any guy.
Person 1: She’s an Eli
Person 2: I wanna have an Eli.
Person 1: Me too.
by Google Chrome May 30, 2020
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Eli

A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.
Isn't Mitt Romney's real name Eli?
by Obama Bin Ladel November 12, 2019
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