deviled eggs

When you drink a bottle of hot sauce wait 1 hour then Than pry your girlfriends sleeping eyes open and shit equally on each eye ball you may garnish around eye with chillie powder or parsley if for looks if desired.

My girl made me so mad last night so instead of hate screwing her ass hole I made her some deviled eggs.

by blumpkin25 February 08, 2015

high egg

Pants worn way above the ass crack, makes an ass look like an egg when viewed from behind. Common in older women and men, accented heavily when pants have no pockets.

Dad, those jeans got to go! You got a high egg!

by turdtired March 19, 2009

goonx egg

Swollen lump from a major goonx, often on the shin or ankle, or on the elbow, where it would more likely be known as a swellbow or chimichanga. The sign of a ripe goonxegg is when you can feel the fluid filled pouch bounce up and down as you walk.

I'm only wearing one sock because the other wouldn't fit over my goonx egg

by Urby Ambcock January 18, 2007

Poopoo egg

a poopoo egg is a chocolate egg but smells weirdly different. Poopoo eggs are layed by chickens only on poopoo egg month which is June.

Kale: bruh my chicken just layed a poopoo egg
Lee. Always happens on poopoo egg month mate.

by Your step brother June 01, 2020

Egg Voice

Egg voice is a mysterious happening, egg voice cannot be forced or planned. Egg voice just happens. One minute you'll be having a normal conversation and the next.....you sound like theres a whole egg stuck at the back of your throat. Egg voice can only be removed by a short sharp cough or swallowing, however...once egg voice has taken over you its nice to keep it going for as long as possible.

L - "So 'R' what time are we GOING OUT AT?"
R - "HAAHAHAHAHAAAA"
L - "OMG i've got egg voice....tell me something to say!!
R - "Do an impression of ______"
L - "My name is _____ - FUCKS SAKE, I swallowed"

by luehlueh December 10, 2010

dog egg

large dog turd, usually on the footpath or sidewalk

He stepped out of the car right into a larde dog egg

by egg collector January 28, 2004

smooth as eggs

When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers

"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"

by *ChRiStA* April 23, 2006