deaf ear

When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.

Duda is totally giving us deaf ear.

by nlm0131 December 06, 2017

Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.

I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist

by Zacdastan May 29, 2017

ear orgy

That really good feeling you get in your ears when you listen to awesome music.

OMG I was listening to School Boy Humor yesterday and I got an ear orgy.

by candyland717 November 17, 2008

beer ears

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.

Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.

by lilmatt666 February 13, 2009

beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric October 21, 2007

Ear drill

A non-verbal insult which involves the person repeatedly poking or drilling their ears which signifies that the music they hear is awful.

I was walking around and heard some awful music. I ear drilled and was glad that no one noticed.

by Flaky Grey-Square-Triangle September 05, 2014

sloppy ear

When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.

I gave Stephanie a sloppy ear.

by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017