When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.
by nlm0131 December 06, 2017
by Zacdastan May 29, 2017
by candyland717 November 17, 2008
A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.
Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.
by lilmatt666 February 13, 2009
Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"
by Sean and Eric October 21, 2007
A non-verbal insult which involves the person repeatedly poking or drilling their ears which signifies that the music they hear is awful.
by Flaky Grey-Square-Triangle September 05, 2014
When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017