Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.

“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”

by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023

Dustin

Most Dustins are going to be bros but if you meet a girl with this name she must have the biggest dick energy. This is highly unlikely and the chances of meeting a Dustin that identifies as a woman are very slim. Most Dustins are outgoing, the life of the party, and very chaotic. They are more likely to keep in small circles but somehow know everyone at the same time. They are most likely a chad and will enable you to make terrible decisions but it’s for character development. Dustins are very hot and flirty and know how to please a woman. At the same time they are also very loyal and caring and will do anything for their friends.

“Did you hear Dustin is having a party?”
“No way he only throws kickbacks.”

by Lance Schnider November 22, 2021

Dustin

A small usually blond young man ofter found with a robust ass and small and cute features

Dustin is a cutie patootie

by King-dong-bong February 3, 2024

Dustin

A hot guy that is good with his fingers and body, Dustin is very sexy and can make anyone finish

1: that guy is SUCH a Dustin!
2: ikr, he's so hottt

by madboofy April 18, 2022

Dustin

Dustin is a half human half monkey. Dustin likes to poop. Dustin never showered, and always stinks. But Dustin is very loving, caring, understanding person. He may stinks a lot but dustin is irreplaceable human being.

I went to the zoo and I see dustin in the tree.

by Dodadu November 23, 2021

Dustin Henderson

Dustin Henderson, major character in the hit Netflix TV show, 'Stranger Things', played by Gaten Matarazzo. Dustin is the smart, brave, and funny one of the group. He always knows what to do, and is always seen wearing a hat. In season 3, episode 1, Dustin's girlfriend, Suzie was introduced. The episode name was, "Suzie, Do You Copy?". Dustin and Suzie met at Camp Know Where. Dustin and Suzie have a long distance relationship, as Dustin lives in Hawkins, Indiana, while Suzie being in Salt Lake City, Utah. They call each other the nicknames of 'Dustybun' and 'Suziepoo'. Dustin is best friends with Steve Harrington. Dustin and Steve have a mother-son relationship in the show, which is so heartwarming. Gaten had made his own middle name for his character, Dustin. The Duffer Brothers had not told him to make Dustin a middle name, but he did anyways. He says Dustin's full name is 'Dustin Clarence Henderson'.

"Have you seen Stranger Things?"

"Yes! It's such a good show!"

"Who's your favorite character?"

"Dustin Henderson!"

"Why?"

"Because he's the best!"

by oliviarodrigostan022003 November 23, 2023

Dustin Bleber

A crusty cumshot that dries out in the depths of a belly button.

My homie from high school told me he left that skank with a Dustin Bleber!

by Scrotus, lé Philosopher July 7, 2025