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The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".
"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"
Related Words

Dull-drum 

A place of panful boredom that completely sucks all energy out of you.

even the will to live.
ex1) School is such a Dull-drum that going to Wall-Mart would be exciting.

ex2) The DMV is a Dull-drum.

ex3) Driver's ed is

chum drum bedrum 

A Russian man wearing a jumpsuit made of wool
Hey , have you seen that dude. He totally looked like chum drum bedrum

Indian War Drum 

A sex act whereby two women lay on their backs with their butts resting on a third man/woman's lap, who must be sitting indian style. The sitter then proceeds to go to town on the two women with dildos in alternating thrusts creating a war drum like sound.
Jeff: Could you get a stiffy watching Pat do the Indian War Drum to Sarah and Bizzy?

Ben: I have one just thinking about it.
Indian War Drum by Mets_bs November 5, 2008

Jungle Drum

The loud bass that echoes from the urban community’s cars, apartments, and dorm rooms that usually resembles a jungle beat from Africa.
Oh my, Timmy's Shitty Neon has one hell of a jungle drum
Jungle Drum by Gumo October 18, 2009

Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum 

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.