Dreamsexual

Someone who needs to get a life and a dad.

Dream stan: Dad! I’m proud to announce I’m dreamsexual!

Dad: Good for you, and I’m proud to announce that you’re a failed abortion!

Dreamsexual

by UhLenny August 31, 2022

Dreamsexual

Dreamsexual is a phenomenon that occurs when a mother drinks alcohol during pregnancy.

Mother: No, alcohol won't affect my baby!

the baby 9 months later: m- mo-

mother: He's about to say his first word!

baby: mother, i am a proud Dreamsexual

by _rix September 3, 2022

Dreamsexual

A perfectly unacceptable "sexuality" from someone who's so desperate to get into the lgbtq+ community that they literally say they're only attracted to a green blob roleplaying in Minecraft

"I'm Dreamsexual."

"Lol, yeah, like that's valid' *rolls eyes*

by grey phrog February 9, 2022

Dreamsexual

Fuck you, this shouldn’t exist, none of you are valid if you think this, THIS IS COMING FRIM A REAL MEMBER OFVTHE LGBTQIA COMMUNITY

“I’m Dreamsexual” “go fuck yourself

by Voids Epilepsy March 18, 2022

Dreamsexual

Slang for being an idiot or incredibly stupid

“Look bob failed his test”
“Hah! what a dreamsexual.”

by Dreamphobia February 19, 2022

Dreamsexual

A absolute joke of a sexual and one of the punching bags of the internet. People who consider themselves "Dreamsexuals" are mostly 75% dream stands 15% trolls who want attention 10% random children that use the word to sound cool. Also a common slang for idiot, no-life, dream stan and more.

Person 1: hey that post is offensive to Dreamsexuals
Person 2: get a life lul

Example 2:
Person 1: I'm Dreamsexual
Person 2: (bruih sound effect)

by Pseudnym_ May 21, 2022

Dreamsexual

A Dreamsexual is someone so retarded and stupid that they actually decided to base their gender off of a Minecraft speedrunner.

Child - Mom, mom! I found out my sexuality!
Mom - Oh ok sweetie, what is it?
Child - I'm a Dreamsexual!
Mom - Girl get the hell out of my house (hell no my daughter is a failure why us, why didn't we do the abortion-)

by _alt March 24, 2022