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Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012
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Donut Sex

When your horny but you are a fat fuck and only have a donut.
What the fuck, Dennis, why the fuck are you having donut sex in the living room!
by pp69pp December 11, 2020
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donut welcome

When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.
Ben got a big donut welcome after coming home early one day and surprising his wife.
by TheBeast691 December 9, 2008
mugGet the donut welcomemug.

Congo donut

An activity where testicles, usually hairy, are heavily covered in baby powder and then slapped against someone’s face while grunting.
Dave was busy doing his Math problems, and then he turned around just in time to be hit with a Congo donut.
by Pelican4656 June 21, 2021
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Donut Holin’

A euphemism for anal sex or any sexual activity involving the anus.
I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.

She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.

I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.

If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.
Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.
by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018
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