Doneski

When someone does to mich drugs or drinks to much partys too hard and out of left field pukes and passes out hard and cannot be woken up

Homeboy drank that whole bottle disappeared we found him passed out outside in his puke..that boy is doneski

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

donkus poncus

When you receive a dm from a girl asking for a dick pick and refusing. About an hour later she dm's your friend saying you were dating for a year, even though you have a girl friend, and you are also transgender.

This girl asked for a dic pic but it turned into a donkus poncus.

by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020

The Dons

The Essendon Football Club, who play in the Australian Fooball League (AFL)

Who are The Dons playing this week?

by GMPC September 23, 2005

dogus balbay

Turkish phrase meaning "smelly and soapless".

If you don't bathe for a week and reek of urine, there is a good chance you are dogus balbay.

by jesterhall December 24, 2008

dons wife

A wonderful woman. The type of person you see once and know its your soulmate.

I saw Dons wife, and now I want to leave my family for her. She is better than my skank.

by filaphel February 11, 2009

Dogus

This basically stands for someone who will cry once he has made love to any female/male with his micropenis.

He loves a good reacharound and gives a stupendous rusty hook.

"Hey that is a real Dogus move"

by seanmadethisforfun October 16, 2019

Donkus

Donkus is a word to describe somebody when they do a really stupid thing. It is commonly used against males, but it can be used against some females.

Mike: Jon, did you fuck the dog again?
Jon: Yeah Mike, why?
Mike: Jon, you Donkus! you weren’t supposed to?
Jon: Too late now.

by P. Orno February 20, 2019